As usual, Monday at PIR was a little more laid back than Sunday. Some of the local crowd had already gone
home as well as some of the weekend warriors. That left the dedicated track junkies with a little more time to play.
We sort-of fall into that catagory, but mainly we didn't drive from Tennessee to Pennsylvania for one stinkin' track
day.
As one might expect, we haven't heard a whimper from ze Porsche, so this may be less entertaining
than it might have been in years past. We had no mad dashes to the parts store in Blakeslee to get a distributor, no
savaging of coke bottles to serve as coolant overflow reservoirs, and no slipshod fuel pickup repairs...which was exactly
the point.
Having had the opportunity today, to ride for a few laps in the car, I can report that it is
just as absurdly fast as you probably think it is. The whole story will be forthcoming once I have access to my own
computer.
This morning did not look promising. A pretty nasty storm rolled through early in the day, and the forecasts looked
grim, with predictions of scattered thunderstorms all day long. Fortunately, they were kind enough to scatter somewhere
other than Pocono International Raceway. So, after a mildly damp tech-inspection and drivers meeting, things dried
out in a hurry as the sun came out.
Aside from the well documented track time, Lamborghini Automobili provided
a rather tasty free lunch in exchange for allowing them to send you mail...right, really twisting my arm there... As
a minor extra, they were also offering charity rides in the New LP-560-4 Gallardo. The two LP 560s they ran are, incidentally,
the only two on the east coast at the moment, still sporting european tags...and they are not slow.
So, from years
past the PR lap, set in the Pantera stood at 1'43", on pretty new DOT-spec tires (BF Goodrich R1s IIRC).
This year, in the third session out, on Michelin Pilot Sport PS2 tires, the GT2 managed a 1'39"...not bad for
the first day.
I just got in from the Concorso D'Eleganza; an event more widely known as a "car show". As one might
imagine, it was spectacular. Lamborghini probably had the strongest contingent, with Ferrari not far behind. Maserati
was also well represented. The Pantera and Alfa crowds were a little thin, but the quality was there. We also
"enjoyed" an appearace by the Cadillac Allante' club...because apparently the bodies were made in Italy, flown
over, and then mated to their cushy underpinnings in Detroit.
The highlight of the day, for me, was stumbling across
a Koenigsegg CCX that Universal Autosports of NY had brought over replete with dihedral, sychro-helix doors and 800+ hp engine.
Obviously, I don't have room here to tell you exactly how excited I was, but there might have been a few pictures
taken...which you can again find here.
Checking in from Pocono, PA. I am up here for the annual La Belle Machina D'Italia Italian car super meet.
It spans three days and features one of the largest Italian car shows in the North East, as well as two track days at Pocono
International Raceway. I will have a more detailed article up once all is said and done, but pay attention to this space
for day-to-day updates.
So far, we made it up here from Tennessee without incident. The Porsche 911 GT2 got
the nod for the trip this year, so we are a little out of place, but were allowed an exception for the track. The car will
not participate (obviously) in the Italian-only show. The good news is, that leaves us free to trapse around taking
pictures.
Speaking of which, I have already snapped a few shots during the trip and at the venue during registration.
Here are some teasers
As stated in the previous post it was time to get some tuning time on the dyno. Took it down to Carma Performance Engineering
this afternoon for a dyno session. I was able to drive the 240 down to the shop, from Mt. Juliet to Nashville (~30mi), with
not too much trouble. After food and drinks it was time to go to work. Speedpro (resident mechanic and dyno operator)
strapped in the 240 and began the magic. He turned a car that barely idled into a pretty beastly ride. There were a few things
i learned today. Laptops suck, Tuning is harder than i once thought, Ice water chills an intercooler FAST, and dyno time is
not cheap. Phase 1 - *Complete*
It's about that time that the 240sx, which has been running but not properly, to be strapped down to the dyno and spend
some serious time getting a tune. If all goes according to plan, it will be sunday midday/afternoon that the dream will finally
become a reality and the 240 will live once again. Hopefully as a mere shadow of its former self however. Anyone like to guess
some numbers? Head to the forum to join in the discussion.
As a final shakedown preceding
the upcoming SESM track day, I decided to take up the local Porsche club’s invitation
to participate in one of their autocrosses.The PCA events are a little more laid-back than an SCCA regional,
and the crowd is smaller.It proved a fun way to get some extra seat-time, and I made a respectable showing
with the 6th quickest time on the day behind a Cayman S, two drivers in the same 911, a 914-6 racecar, and an STI.
Everyone's favorite (well, mine
anyway) test track, Talladega "Gran Prix" Raceway (TGPR) lies stone's throw from the big oval in Talladega,
Alabama. It isn't the longest track at 1.4 miles, but it has a nice variety of turns and is a real test of your
brakes and will definitely expose any incongruities with your car's balance. I've had some half dozen days of
practice on this track but I learn something new every time I go.
The epiphany this time involved a way to take turn 3 that didn't feel horribly awkward and/or slow. A second
revelation manifested itself in the form of a Mitsubishi Evo doing something ridiculous into the 6/7/8 chicane (reference
~11:50 in the first video below.. That, I'm sure, will provide hours of entertainment on my next visit.
I did bring back some video. The first session is probably the more entertaining
of the two since it contains other cars. The second contains my FTD on lap 5.
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Southern Discomfort: LeMons racing with the Squirting Coronas.
I journeyed back to Carolina Motorsports Park (CMP) this past weekend, but this time to do some actual racing.
Several of my autocross friends had put a team together with a...what's the politically correct term these days?..."Southern,
pseudo-Hispanic" theme that drew inspiration from a particular beverage of choice. The beverage in question should
be fairly obvious from the team name if not the livery on our Mercedes 300E "LeMon". Our motley crew consisted
of five drivers, all autocrossers (three with prior road-course experience), and one significant other who took pictures and
talked sense (Thanks Jordi!).
We started fast
and our lead-off driver Keith even competed for the lead at points...for about 20 laps anyway. At that point we got
black flagged because the lawn-chairs bolted to the trunk apparently obscured our brake lights (pshh, we were braking later
than anyone else anyway). The chair problem only took a couple of minutes to fix, the issue with the brake lines however...that
took a bit longer. In a classic "it came from E-Bay" moment, we had installed some stainless brake lines before
the race, aaaand 3/4 of them had utterly failed. Not sort-of/kinda/maybe failed, I mean they blew their fittings and
were dangling in the wheel wells. One was only held on by the cosmetic shrink wrap. Mercifully, Gary (our team
captain) had left the 20-year-old rubber Mercedes lines in the toolbox and we managed to turn it around in 20 minutes.
Back on track, our second driver managed to work
us back from deep in the 70s into the 60s in spite of a minor agricultural moment early in his stint. The car ran flawlessly
for two hours as Aaron picked his way through the field and ticked off the laps. Dry of fuel, we came in and I jumped
in the car with a full tank of gas. After a few tragically slow laps where I couldn't find 2nd gear on the automatic
box (there was a dog-leg and I couldn't turn my head far enough between the HANS and harnesses to see this), I started
to find the pace a little and had gotten the Corona/Good-Beer/AMG mercedes (always wanted to say it like that) down into the
50s (out of 84 cars entered). Tragically, just as I'd ticked off several of the fastest laps of the day on a now-dry
track, the head-gasket let go.
We tried literally "everything", but to no avail. For giggles, we put a bucket under the tailpipe
as the car was idling (we were adding some stop-leak), and in 20 minutes of idling, the bucket had collected about a gallon
of water....thus metaphorically representing the fork denoting exactly how "done" we were. Ah well, there's
always next time. Even with a short day it was a blast. Apologies to Gary and Derek, who weren't able to turn
a lap.
Winter Meltdown Indeed: 3-Zero moves into 2012.
Carolina Motorsports Park (CMP) isn't the closest track to where we are based in
Knoxville, TN. It is, however, not the worst commute, which is why I've been there half a dozen or so times now.
As such it's probably the closest thing to a "home track" that I could claim at this point, with Talladega GP
a close second. You may recall the last time I made the trip to CMP in February. Mercifully, this trip was more devoid of blizzard. In other great news, the
NSX performed...well, as you might expect a Honda should. Although I did find a couple of minor things that need to
be addressed, it was a trouble-free weekend on the whole.......also, that thing is a helluva lot of fun to drive when it's
acting right.
You'll find some video
below from two of the more entertaining sessions of the weekend. The first consists of me following an ex-racer in a
blown S2000 around whilst dodging antique mustangs. The second is a busier session, but I get to chase down a not-so-antique
Boss 302 pony. The last lap of the second video is a 1:51.xxx and the quickest I have recorded for the weekend.
Comment/Critique is welcome.
Video(s) of the Month
Not
to be completely outdone by those three British guys, the Hungarians can also throw together a very watch-able car review
when pressed....yes, I'm partial.